Sep 30, 2007

THANK YOU...

lolz...i would like to thank all those that spent time wishing me and listening to me talk cock and had fun dota'ing on the 28th of september...yes... deep down from my heart...deeper than jurang mariana.. i THANK YOU...hahaha...


Thank you(english), terima kasih(BM), xie xie(mandarin), doh zhe(cantonese), kam sia(hokkien), nanderi(macha language), Arigato gozaimasu(japanese), Dank u wel(dutch),  Merci(french),  Danke(German), Tashakkur(osama language).....
maphack lanjiao(caveman language)

Sep 25, 2007

I teach you all french!!!~

today... i teach you all 10 french sentences

1.asdf kja sdfl kaj means I DONT KNOW FRENCH
2.oeruyokja kdfkg l slk weokr a means WAT THE HECK
3.owei wrtoi akj  means THIS IS NOT FUNNY
4.salkjbva means SWEAT
5.assdpoplk asdkfj lasdfjwei means WATEVER
6.poiwepoipoix means STOP IT
7.wo asdlk dfjd sdfgsdcxcbx means BORING
8.sdf kljas dlk wetpoi means YES..BORING
9.kjywoiwqu askdfh opiawuer? means WHY AM I LOOKING AT THESE?
10.poi kajsdhf oaiu lj kl kj hskjh fsjkh oaisud means LOOK AT THE ADDRESS BAR


lolz..i can update this forever...XD

p/s:
1) munwai says fmoiwehn = bullsh*t in russian
2)limchee says asdklajd qwpo means Happy Birthday in Bahasa Sakai...
3)limchee says sakjofhaslkdhnasiod means FUCK U HAN

Sep 18, 2007

dogs.....

lolz...he survived......took a ladder to make him climb back..@@

dog?...dog...dog...


zzz...i dont get it... why people love dogs so much.........
This son of a bitch cleared a one meter wall with glass pieces on top of it to my neighbor's vacant house..@@... lets pray and hope that he wont fall int0 the swimming pool tonight...

Sep 13, 2007

blogs

To tell the truth.. i really hate blogs..
this blog started..coz... Dom dom ask me start blogging?...haha
what is that to tell the world about yourself..?
HI.. my name is X X X... saya punya nama.. XXX
wo ming zhi jiao XXX... I am 5 years old... my mother is bla bla bla.. my dad bla bla
we live in X, XXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX watever... i can XXX and XXX and XXX i went and XXX that day and XXX the next day... people say i very XXX then i say he more XXX we all XXXX then i couldnt care..

who is interested in wat we hav to say?
why do we write this for?
to whom are we writing this for...

i got the answer...

WELL.... its just to...kill time..
yes ..stab stab stab stab...oo..time is dead

How i look at you

You are perfect... flawless...

you are awesome.. an art fit for god himself
you are the authority of beauty
you are exciting... fast but gentle....
you are interesting..never boring
you are intelligent.. smarter than the smartest
you are amazing...stunning in every way
you are everywhere
you know everything

you are... i really dont know.....
what are you?...

Sep 12, 2007

10 reasons why you should DOTA

DOTA.... oso known as Defence of the Ancients.... yes yes...i think i spelled it correctly... anywayz... its a WARCRAFT III map....fun i would say...very fun indeed..

10 reasons why you should DOTA?


1.Game of the century... how could you miss it..

2.Optimise finger movement..click click...A... E.. F... key pad 4... MONSTER KILL~!!

3.You can see through the hearts of people.. some will take all the trouble to kill some noob.. some will get up, smack the table and shout #$&@%*&@$%@*@$##@ just because they got pawned...?...

4.Ensures your addiction... i dont know anybody that isnt addicted to DOTA after playing it?.... LOlz.... if not ..you wont find a never ending stream of noobs..

5.Enhances memory... try remebering all 4 skills of all the heroes... and how many heroes are there?... 100+...i cant even remember that..XD...

6.Cheapest form of entertainment... you go city time.. RM2 1 hour.. 3 games.. MOST 6 bucks... coz lots of leaver...^^V... go TBUN muz play package...XD..(eh... watch 1 movie so secret oso RM9 adi...@.@)

7.Language improvement..XD... ask dom...LOL... CAN SEE OR NOT?...RIVER RIVER..STUN STUN...ZHI BI HAI!!!... ULTI...FULAMAKATAK!! BAPAK PUN TAK KENAL

8.Sexy... look at the HP bar of the hero..first its green... then its YELLOW...THEN RED... OMG..BLACK??... ...im feeling high...^^v

9.Encourages multi-tasking... try.. looking for missing reports.. watching the mini map..forming strategies.. listening to your teammate cursing...OMG.. hero missing forgot say..!!

10.SYOK~! .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4h_NlABl8Y

Sep 6, 2007

haiz... haiz...

how bad can your day go?
-Let people Fly aeroplane..
-Get a speeding ticket for going at 96km/h..
-Lose 1 DotA match when you having items like radiance, BOT and Assault Currias
-Lose another 2 DotA match..
-Wasted 10 bucks at TBun....
-Went all the way to setapak to find out that my hdd doesnt fit into computers there
-RM20 for petrol?

zzzz...having alot of bad days....

~cause you had a bad day
~You're taking one down
~You sing a sad song just to turn it around
~You say you don't know
~You tell me don't lie
~You work at a smile and you go for a ride
Daniel powter...LOL

Sep 5, 2007

Shame on CHS

Dear CHS students... can you ask your parents if they are bastards or bitches?
i know my parents taught me to give way when there is something called a YELLOW BOX on the road AND my parents told me those DOTTED LINES ON THE FLOOR means thats a ROAD not a parking lot AND a queue is meant for people to line up?
Its very sad to find that MOST chs students(85%) have either lost their grandparents OR they happen to have dogs as their grandparents, a tragedy indeed...
Luckily, i FORGOT to bring my camera along.. or I may end up with a whole gallery of dog pictures.

translated in dog language:
bwow wowwowwow wowwwooow... wow wow wow woowowowwowowowoeoeowowoweowowowowowo?
wowow wowo wow wo wow woowow wowow wowowowo wowowow wowoWOWOWO wowow WOWO wOOWWOWOW wowowowo WOWOW wowow WOWOWOWOWOWOW wowow WOWOWowowowow WOWOwOWWowowowow?
wowowowowowow WOWOW wowowowowWOWOWo wowowow Wowwowowowowowowowowowowow wowo wo wow ow owwowowowwo

p/s: bastard language = human language?...i doubt so.. plz tell me if you can translate this for bastards..THANK YOU

Sep 4, 2007

Prayer of anguish

Every morning i wake up at four
dont this, dont that, follow all those law
its that the reason we all live for?
this world's working in the cycle of cash and respect
I scream but you cant feel the impact
the pain i am feeling what else do you expect
men you made were filled with sin
and you knew that was happenin
the reason you created this world we will never know
we ask humbly
kneeling on our knees
but you never show
this world you left without a clue
and people you left behind
are polluted right down to their mind
who are we to preach what is evil or kind
i just feel regret hatred and anger but still
you say 'Thou shall not kill'
my blood is pumping so fast
i cant feel my body in this vast
universe you loaned to us
this twisted logic you must understand
coming from the heart here i stand
for you created me - man

Sep 3, 2007